‘Twas the Night Before……

‘Twas the night before his hearing, when appeared a creepy mouse

So hide ya kids and hide ya wifes, Lawrence Taylor is out of the court house.

The Patriots handled the Jets with a motherly care,

In hopes that Tom Brady will soon cut his hair.

The Texans all wept when they found out Matt Schaub was dead,

But then he arose when Dan Orlovsky couldn’t find a helmet for his head.

Jayson Werth’s contract made me believe I was in a dream,

But then I awoke when I heard Carl Crawford scream.

Heisman finalists emerge in the form of James, Moore, and Andrew Luck,

But those refusing to vote for Cameron Newton, should be driving a dump truck.

Albert Haynesworth turned out to be wasteful spending, and he’s now without pay.

I had no clue the Redskins were owned by Fannie Mae.

Tiger came close this weekend, and Peyton did too,

Apologies to Lebron for telling him to just breeze through.

Is Chris Collinsworth still on my T.V. or is that a blur,

I just changed the channel, because I’d rather watch Fran Drescher.

So from all of us here at 23/7 Sports,

Have a Merry Christmas, and pray Derek Anderson can get rid of his warts.