Feb
26
2011

What’s Cool? What’s Not?

Lately I’ve noticed a lot of bothersome issues in all things sports. Let’s take a look at the issues and decide ‘What’s Cool’ and ‘What’s Not’.
What’s Cool? Twitter
What’s Not? Tweeting while on the bench
If it can’t wait until after the game, toss your phone to the towel boy and let him do it. More than likely, he has already tweeted about how close he is to you. I mean honestly, if there was a camera pointed at me the entirety of my work day, I would exercise a little more discretion.
What’s Cool? The NFL
What’s Not? The NFL Player’s Association
Besides the fact that the players you represent are soon to be unemployed, the real losers in the whole matter (the fans) are the one’s generating your salary. It’s very simple, without the NFL, there is going to be little use for the NFLPA. Believe it or not, every tax paying American is having to make adjustments due to the status of our economy.
What’s Cool? Being a top high school Football Recruit
What’s Not? Treating your recruitment as if your Lebron James
If only I had another go-around at high school. Maybe I too could doop my entire community into thinking I had scholarship offers from top universities (just like Kevin Hart). Not only did his hoax fool parents, friends, high school coaches, school board members, and local media, but he was close to making a few college coaches believe he had scholarship offers from them. As for ‘actual’ top recruits, where is Bryce Brown? The nations top running back from two years ago has gone AWOL. More and more of these top recruits are holding their own press conferences to announce their school selection, as if they have the power to change the entire NCAA season. You undoubtedly will have the chance to make an impact on the team, but unless you plan to snap, hold, and kick the ball, the school you choose is not the end-all be-all for any NCAA team.
What’s Cool? Reminiscing old high school sports memories with friends
What’s Not? Sharing all of your stories with people who weren’t there
The only exception to this is a story about when you pump faked 20 yards down field to throw off a defender, and then scampered in for a touchdown. If your story beats that, then it is probably acceptable to share. However, I’d rather hear about the time your mom walked in on you and your high school girlfriend.

About the Author: Oliver Davis

I do long division in my head. Sharks have an entire week dedicated to me. I can speak French, in Russian. My glass is never half empty, but its never half full either. If I tell you to have a good day, you will. I once granted every wish made at a wishing well. Right before he appeared on Oprah, Tom Cruise looked into my eyes. I've never put postage stamps on my mail, but it always gets there. My enemies list me as an emergency contact in their cell phones. If I ever bled, it would smell like cologne. I don't always write sports articles, but when I do, I write for 23/7 Sports.

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