Lately I’ve noticed a lot of bothersome issues in all things sports. Let’s take a look at the issues and decide ‘What’s Cool’ and ‘What’s Not’. What’s Cool? Twitter What’s Not? Tweeting while on the bench If it can’t wait until after the game, toss your phone to the towel boy and let him do it. More than likely, he has already tweeted about how close he is to you. I mean honestly, if there [...]

Did you hear about Desmond Howard and Phil Simms almost throwing down during Super Bowl week? After the incident, Desmond took to twitter to recount that time when the 50+ year-old, white Super Bowl MVP quarterback almost ended his existence. Was it for sympathy? Was it because it’s the only news he’ll ever be able to break? Who can know? Maybe I’m making too much of this, but doesn’t this cement the fact that Desmond [...]

Did you hear? A little something called the Super Bowl is happening Sunday. You haven’t heard? Hey, it’s cool. Don’t be embarrassed. I just found out Whoopi Goldberg is a lady. These things happen. It’s 2011. We’re busy. Do you think our great great grandparents had to deal with all this information overload? All they had to worry about was which teat had been milked already on the cow. Greatest generation, huh? We, on the [...]

2010 was the year of Brett. Penis jokes, interceptions, jeans and penis jokes. What was your favorite?

I’m a Pats fan, but I like Rex Ryan. Tommy Brady’s lavish locks hold the key to my heart so I may be slightly unreasonable about certain things. But not everything. And especially not Rex Ryan. You can’t tell me he doesn’t he seem like he’d be awesome to play for.  He’s nice like Wade Phillips seems to be, but he’s also obscene and doesn’t mind screaming. This whole idea is reflected in my favorite [...]

‘Twas the night before his hearing, when appeared a creepy mouse So hide ya kids and hide ya wifes, Lawrence Taylor is out of the court house. The Patriots handled the Jets with a motherly care, In hopes that Tom Brady will soon cut his hair. The Texans all wept when they found out Matt Schaub was dead, But then he arose when Dan Orlovsky couldn’t find a helmet for his head. Jayson Werth’s contract [...]

Really, so called National Football League “professionals”? Richard Seymour (DE-Raiders), Steve Johnson (WR-Bills), Le’ron McClain (RB-Ravens), and Brandon Marshall (WR-Dolphins) all reserve the right to be called professional athletes, but apparently they also reserve the right to lower the “professional” standard. Quick look at what happens when other sports have practiced lowering the standard: Following a Ben Roethlisberger 22-yard TD pass, Seymour sought it necessary to cold-cock Roethlisberger in the face. After the game, Seymour [...]